10) You wish you'd photographed your breasts to remember them before kids.
9) Your wildest fantasy is a solo trip to the grocery store.
8) The baby gets a monthly bath.
7) Your instructions for the sitter are verbal, and you know she is capable of finding the pajamas.
6) If no one's crying, it's a good enough pic for the Christmas card.
5) You have more pictures on the computer than the baby book.
4) I forgot. And so do you.
3) You no longer talk smack about the parents you see on Supernanny.
2) You've been caught throwing artwork away.
1) You have a celebratory dinner when the hpt is negative.