Sunday, May 10, 2009

Top Ten Signs You Have More Than One Child

10) You wish you'd photographed your breasts to remember them before kids.

9) Your wildest fantasy is a solo trip to the grocery store.

8) The baby gets a monthly bath.

7) Your instructions for the sitter are verbal, and you know she is capable of finding the pajamas.

6) If no one's crying, it's a good enough pic for the Christmas card.

5) You have more pictures on the computer than the baby book.

4) I forgot. And so do you.

3) You no longer talk smack about the parents you see on Supernanny.

2) You've been caught throwing artwork away.

1) You have a celebratory dinner when the hpt is negative.

2 comments:

Meredith@MerchantShips said...

This was really funny. Thank you for the laugh!

Hayes said...

Imagine what things are like at MY house!