Saturday, March 14, 2009

My Son, the Theologian

Peter is the product of this age, his religion as eclectic as a postmodern college professor's. Below are statements he's made in the past week alone:

"I will get on the cross. And I will not come down. You can nail me to the cross and I will stay." (Pelagianism)

After hearing me explain how twins are in the mama's belly at the same time "Next time I will do that." (Hinduism)

"Jesus is a daddy." (Masonite)

"Jesus did not cry on the cross." (Gnostic)

"I am a soldier. I will nail Jesus to the cross." (Protestant?... an acknowlegement of total depravity?)

After I drew a cross. "Put Jesus on it. I want Jesus on the cross." (Catholic)

"Jesus died and came alive." (Christian)

Sigh... You'd never know I used to be a Sunday School director.

But at least he's thinking about Jesus, and that's half the battle.

1 comment:

TulipGirl said...


It's got to start somewhere, right?