1) Ear infections turn your child into a sociopath.
2) Steroids make you hungry enough to finish off a plate of cheese grits, eggs, toast, and cereal before your husband can finish buttering his bread. I'm not kidding.
3) It's better to let your child chew on his father's toothbrush in the living room, out to the car, and into Wal-Mart rather than hear one more tantrum.
4) If I put in stainless steel appliances, I wouldn't do much more than break even. That's according to my realtor.
5) Because I'm a stay-at-home mom, repainting the bedroom shouldn't be hard. That's according to my realtor.
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Um, yeah, painting is so easy when you have a toddler in the house. Hello? But you know, you DO have troops you can call in to help you with little man, so go where the troops are, and call us in. ;)
HELLO! I hope this finds you well. Add me to the list of folks you can call. And, y'all get well soon!!
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